A big hat tip to Odie for this list.



 Top 12 Reasons….A List That Explains Most Everything



*When people cannot explain why they voted for Democrats, give them this list. They can then pick their reasons from this “TOP-12″…*

1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits 
of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government 
taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.
2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will 
do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as 
long as nobody is offended by it.
4. I voted Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to 
own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to 
protect me from murderers and thieves.
5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can’t 
tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice 
caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius.
6. I voted Democrat because I’m not concerned about millions 
of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row 
inmates alive.
7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a 
right to free health care, education, and Social Security 
benefits at my expense.
8. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should 
not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to 
break even and give the rest away to the government for 
redistribution as the Democrats see fit.
9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need 
to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some 
fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
10. I voted Democrat because I think that it’s better to pay 
billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own 
because it might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.
11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, 
most wonderful country in the world, I was promised 
“HOPE AND CHANGE”.
12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted 

up my ASS it’s unlikely that I’ll ever have another point of view.