I found this over at SodaHead.

I hope it makes you smile. It did me.
Snigs some of these made me think of you.
Southern women Know their summer weather report:
Humidity Humidity Humidity
Southern women know their vacation spots:
The beach The rivuh The crick
Southern women know everybody ‘s first name: Honey Darlin’ Shugah
Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts: Fried Green Tomatoes Driving Miss Daisy Steel Magnolias Gone With The Wind
Southern women know their religions: Baptist Methodist Football
Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm:
Chawl’stn S’vanah Foat Wuth N’awlins Addlanna
Southern women know their elegant gentlemen: Men in uniform Men in tuxedos Rhett Butler
Southern girls know their prime real estate: The Mall The Country Club The Beauty Salon Southern girls know the 3 deadly sins: Having bad hair and nails Having bad manners Cooking bad food
More Suthen-ism’s:
Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit, and that you don’t “HAVE” them, you “PITCH” them. _____
Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc…, make up “a mess.” _____
Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of “yonder.” _____ Southern Women ALWAYS ask, ….”hous ya momma&nem…;???” _____
Only a Southerner knows exactly how long “directly” is, as in: “Going to town, be back directly.”
There’s no need in asking what a “Spell” is. …If you’ve eva had one, you’d know it. _____
You know you’re a true Southerner if your Daddy made Muscadine Wine in the kitchen when you were a child. _____
Even Southern babies know that “Gimme some sugar” is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl in the middle of the table.. _____
All Southerners know exactly when “by and by” is.
They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. _____
Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who’s got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad.
If the neighbor’s trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin! _____
nly Southerners grow up knowing the difference between “right near” and ” a right far piece.” They also know that “just down the road” can be 1 mile or 20 _____
Only a Southerner, both knows and understands, the difference between a redneck, a good ol’ boy, and Po white trash. _____
No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. _____
A Southerner knows that “fixin” can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. _____
Only Southerners make friends while standing in lines, … And when we’re “in line,”… We talk to everybody! _____
Put 100 Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they’re related, even if only by marriage. _____
In the South, y’all is singular, all y’all is plural. _____
Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. _____
Every Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that red eye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food. _____
When you hear someone say, “Well, I caught myself lookin’,” you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner! _____
Only true Southerners say “sweet tea” and “sweet milk.” Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it — we do not like our tea unsweetened.
“Sweet milk” means you don’t want buttermilk. _____
And a true Southerner knows you don’t scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say,”Bless her heart” … And go your own way. _____
To those of you who are still a little embarrassed by your Southerness:
Take two tent revivals and a dose of sausage gravy and call me in the morning.
Bless your heart! _____
And to those of you who are still having a hard time understanding all this Southern stuff, …. bless your hearts, I hear they are fixin’ to have classes on Southernness as a second language!
And for those that are not from the South but have lived here for a long time, all y’all need a sign to hang on y’alls front porch that reads “I ain’t from the South, but I got here as fast as I could.” Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are fahevah !
Now…… Shugah, send this to someone who was raised in the South or wish they had been! If you’re a Northern transplant,bless your little heart, fake it. We know you got here as fast as you could
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