I shamelessly stole these from Old NFO.

For you ‘youngsters’ Taglines were things we used on posts and comments going back to BBS (we’re talking 1970s here) to identify people’s “beliefs” or as a “comment” on the world… These carried forward to the forums that started in the late 80s and you will still see them used in some places…I was digging around in the attic (well the backups on some I-Omega drives I had) and I ran across these from I’m guessing the early to mid- 90s.

I have no idea where or why I collected them, other than some of them were pretty good, but these just go to show the sentiments then were NOT much different than now, and Lo and Behold, ALSO under a democrat…There actually were about three pages worth, but I took most of the Clinton ones out… BTDT threw the T-shirt away…Anyhoo, Enjoy…

Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity.

Good Night America, Where Ever You Are!

A Cult is a Religion with no Political Power. (See Waco)

The Government reserves the right to REFUSE to serve everyone.

Victory is only relative, defeat is truly decisive.

USA.SYS corrupted: Eradicate politicians? (Y/Y)

Fight Organized Crime, Shoot Politicians…

The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws. – Tacitus

Smith & Wesson – Symbol of American Freedom

They can have my gun … one bullet at a time!At any time, at any place,

FBI snipers can drop you. Have a nice day.

The way to a man’s heart is with a broadsword.

If voting really effected change, it would be illegal.

BATF = Bureau of Arsonists, Traitors & Fascists”

We must kill you to save you.” – new BATF/FBI motto

Judge – An Unemployed Lawyer Who Wears a Black Dress.

Yah, the Constitution, my grandfather had that, he could work all day!

Bill of Rights: Void where Prohibited by Law

And remember, you can’t spell DEALER without DEA.

I know my facts are right. I heard it on NBC.

Don’t take my car, officer. I wasn’t speeding. Really

!The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.

If you cannot love your Constitution, at least hate the Government.

The supposed quietude of a good man allures the ruffian. – Paine”

the Constitution doesn’t require the use of inferior weapons” – Kopel

The greatest difficulty comes at the start. It’s called–getting ready.

The Second Amendment guarantees the other nine.
My nine guarantees the 2nd

FBI = Fire & Brimstone Inc.

Error opening CLINTON.LIE Cannot find TRAITOR2.USA

Smith & Wesson, the ultimate in feminine protection.

Government “compassion” requires the victimization of someone else.

“Sleep tight Janet, you had a good day” 4/19/93 Clinton

Gun control killed the Branch Davidians

If you’re happy and you know it, clank your chains

Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate in a pile outside.

The gov’t can support as many poor people as it is willing to create.

Criminals work for the State created Law Enforcement Growth Industry.

Tested on small, cute, furry animals with big, sad eye

Of the government, by the government, for the government {GAG RETCH}

Remember — “Nazi” is short for “National SOCIALIST

“My economic barometer just sucked itself to death.

Do YOU trust a government that won’t obey it’s OWN LAWS?!

The rulers learn from history, why don’t the subjects?
Cause the ruler

When guns are outlawed, only the Government & Criminals will have guns!

Why are they making the streets safe for criminals?

911 — Government sponsored Dial-A-Prayer1911

— People activated solution to crime.Nov 3, 1992 The day America committed suicide.

Long Island R.R. – Gun Control disarmed the passengers!

Gun control “protects” you from being able to shoot back.

Politicians are not hoplophobes, they DO have a reason to fear guns.

NRA life member JFK was shot by ACLU member L. H. Oswald.

Without a gun, the flag you’re waving may as well be WHITE! B. Moore

BATF: Building Another Terrible Fiasco

Rhodes Scholarships – Studies in world domination…

The family that shoots together shouldn’t be messed with!

Thought of the day: If Vince Foster had a gun, he would still be alive.

Health care with the efficiency of the post office, compassion of IRS.

God didn’t make us equal, Sam Colt did. But God made Sam Colt..go loop.

That which does not kill us is below us on the food chain.

Can you say Superfranticunproductiveuselesslegislation?!!

Arm the citizens, let the citizens disarm the criminals.

Hey there, Hi there Ho there, we’re as happy as can be …

Freedom means being in fear for your life and loving it.

Did you know that an anagram for ‘Senator’ is ‘Treason’?

Plant Majick — OKRANOMICONKNOCK,

KNOCK -(who’s there?) – ATF -(Un-Uh, ATF doesn’t knock!)

Why were there more tanks in Waco than in Somolia?

Cross Lassie with cantaloupe; get meloncollie baby.

FONG’S MONGOLIAN GRILL & GUNWORKS.

Awright, who peed in the gene pool?!!??

Flexilis sum, gluten es, me resilit, ad te haeret!I am (rubber), 
you are (glue), it bounces from me and sticks to you!

Mind counts are ALWAYS more important than body counts -L. Mayo

They tried to cure me once, I’m demanding double my mania back.

Off to see the lizard….You non-conformists are all alike.

Me… a skeptic? I trust you have proof…

Diplomacy: Saying “nice doggy” until you find a rock.

Diplomacy: Saying “nice doggy” until you get a sight picture.

I’m a peaceful man. Ain’t nothin’ quite as peaceful as a dead troublemaker”

Immoral laws aren’t worthy of obedience” – W. Williams

When the GUN Police are done, can the THOUGHT Police be far behind?

Turned in my guns, all I got was this tube of funny looking jelly.

Turned in my guns, and I got 10 weeks of food.

Turned in my mom and I got this neat credit implant, good for 1 year.

When guns are outlawed, become a criminal or bare your ass. …

Origin: Gun Control=Criminals & Gestapo vs. the Unarmed.

McPrisons: now over 1 Million served!

Clinton had more tanks in Waco than Mogadishu.

So much for officer friendly…to Serve and obliterate.

A religion is a cult with an adequate army.

“Light questioning, that’s less than 10 stitches”-BATF/a cop wrote it!WACO:

The FBI Forbade Them Surrender…Then Massacred Children & All.

From the Committee to Use Professional Politicians as Lab Animals.

Be vewy vewy quiet, I’m hunting blue beenie Waskels

Gun laws are enforced at gunpoint. — L. Neil Smith

The RED ARMY – The official dog food of Chechnya (TM)(c) 1995 Jeff Rudd

If it saves just one life…enslaving you was worth it. -Liberal Credo

If brains are outlawed….nothing will change.

Coldly it lies [..], “I, the state, am the people” — Nietzsche

The best deterrent to *active, violent* anti-Semitism is a full magazine!

And this set of classics, collected over a couple of weeks from, I believe, TFL…

“Oh Bother,” said Pooh, and called in an air strike.
“Oh Bother,” said Pooh, and aimed 1″ down from the T and 1″ right.
“Oh Bother,” said Pooh, and nuked DC from orbit just to be sure.

“Oh Bother,” said Pooh, as ate some borrowed UN MRE’s.
“Oh Bother,” said Pooh, as he shot the UN commander.
“Oh Bother,” said Pooh, when he saw there were no more blue targets.”

Oh Bother”, said Pooh, as he got tone and downed the UN fighter.
“Oh Bother”, said Pooh, as he pushed the plunger & the UN building crumbled
“Oh Bother”, said Pooh, and then he pulled his .45 and shot the UN soldier

“Oh Bother”, said Pooh, as he blew up the dam on the advancing UN Army.
“Oh Bother”, said Pooh, as he shot three IRS agents padlocking his home.
“Oh Bother”, said Pooh, as he shoved in a fresh magazine.

Anybody remember this sequence???
Anyone???
Beuler??? 

crickets…


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