I got this is an email.

I thought it would make you smile.

Having arrived at the Gates of
Barrack Obama meets a man
with a beard.

‘Are you Mohamed?’ he asks.


‘No my son, I am St. Peter;

Mohamed is higher up.’


Peter then points to a ladder

that rises into the clouds


Delighted that Mohamed

would be higher than St.



Obama climbs the ladder

in great strides,climbs up

through the clouds and comes

into a room where he meets

another bearded man.


He asks are you Mohamed?

‘Why no,’ he answers,

‘I am Moses;


Mohamed is higher still.

‘Exhausted,but with a heart full

of Joy.


He climbs the ladder yet again.

He discovers a larger room

where he meets an angelic

looking man with a beard.


Full of hope,he asks again,

‘Are you Mohamed?’


“No,I am Jesus the Christ,

you will find Mohamed higher



Mohamed higher than Jesus.

Man,oh man!


Obama can hardly contain his

delight and climbs and climbs

ever higher.


Once again,he reaches an even

larger room.


Where he meets this truly

magnificent looking man with a

silver white beard and once

again repeats his question:


Are you Mohamed? He gasps

by now totally out of breath

from all of his climbing.


“No,my son,I am Almighty God.


The Alpha and The Omega, but

you look exhausted.


Would you like a cup of coffee?’

Obama says”Yes Please.”


As God looks behind him, he

claps his hands and yells out:


Hey, Mohamed, two coffees!’


” Keep Your Trust In God;

Your president is an idiot!”