A Big Hat Tip to MacBourne’s Musings.


A woman was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell. The party waiting behind her was a group from the White House that included President Obama. Obama quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet. She thanked him and started to leave, when he said, “I’m President Obama and I hope you’ll vote for me this November.”

She laughed and quickly replied, “I fell on my ass, not my head!”