This is from The Weekly Standard.

You Obamabots you keep up your demand exiling the producers.

We are the people who provide you with your free stuff.

You moochers sleep until noon then smoke dope when you wake up.

So we want to succeed from the Union and you want us out.

So stop and think who is going to pay taxes so you can bet free stuff.

You bums are not working and contributing to society.

This will be a fight you sure as Hell can not win.

A White House petition gathering force calls for citizenship to be stripped and exile for anyone who signs a petition in favor of a state’s secession.

Mr. President, please sign an executive order such that each American citizen who signed a petition from any state to secede from the USA shall have their citizenship stripped and be peacefully deported,” the full petition reads.

The title of the petition is, “WE PETITION THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TO: Strip the Citizenship from Everyone who Signed a Petition to Secede and Exile Them.”

As of this writing, 2,205 have signed the petition; 22,795 more signatures are needed for the issue to be addressed by the White House.

The Washington Times reports on the numerous petitions to secede on the White House’s website:

It’s traditional for Americans to threaten to move to France or Canada when their candidate loses, but this year some disappointed voters are implementing a different plan.