This is from Politically Incorrect Fables by Granny Guerilla.

 

 

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The 12 days of Obamacare

A  Politically Incorrect Fable


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On the first day of Obamacare, 
Pelosi gave to me . . .
A healthcare “gift” for my dear fa-mil-y.


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On the second day of Obamacare, Barack promised to me . . .
“Keep your doctor and your healthcare? Yes you can! Yes-sir-ee!”

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On the third day of Obamacare,
my mailman brought to me . . .
A can-cell-a-tion of my healthcare po-li-cy.

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On the fourth day of Obamacare,
the website said to me . . .
Closed for repairs.
Will be fixed soon, we almost guar-an-tee!

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On the fifth day of Obamacare, 
a navigator promised me . . .
“Tell me all and do not fret,
your info’s safe as it can be!”

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On the sixth day of Obamacare,
TheBlaze emailed to me . . .
Stop! Stop! Don’t sign up yet.
The site has NO se-cur-i-ty.”


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On the seventh day of Obamacare, 
my banker said to me . . .
“Thieves stole your cash,
and credit cards.
and your i-den-ti-ty.”

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On the eighth day of Obamacare, 
the Tea-Party tweeted me . . .
Eight million folks dumped off their plans
are mad as they can be.  

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On the ninth day of Obamacare,  my boss said to me . . .
“Thanks to healthcare pol-i-cy,
you’re now a part-time em-ploy-ee.”  

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On the tenth day of Obamacare, 
Abe’s ghost spoke to me . . .
“When gov’ment owns your healthcare, they own you too, you see.” 


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On the eleventh day of Obamacare,
Liberals said to me . . .
“Didn’t read it.
Voted for it.
We took gift$ and bri-ber-y.”

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On the twelfth day  of Obamacare, Ted Cruz gave to me . . .
A boost of cheer and “keep the faith,
we’ll send ‘um home, you’ll see.
Together we will start anew
to save our country’s li-ber-ty.”

 

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