MICHAEL MOORE: 5 Reasons Why Trump Will Win – 

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Little Mikey Moore maybe a little smarter than I thought possible.

Here are the 5 reasons Trump is going to win:

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Michael Moore claims Michigan water contaminated on purpose to kill blacks

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This is from Liberty UnYielding.

This 4,000 pound slug is trying to get fifteen more minutes again.

‘This is not a mistake. They did this. They knew.” So declared professional conspiracy theorist Michael Moore of the government in his hometown of Flint, Mich., where the water has been tainted with contaminants for nearly a year.

According to the Daily Mail, Moore held a rally that was attended by some 200 residents. Moore got their attention by claiming that Gov. Rick Snyder knew that “toxins, pollutants and, eventually, lead” was infiltrating the city’s water supply after it switched sources.

“This is not a mistake,” Moore told those assembled. “Ten people here have been killed because of a political decision.”

Protesters chanted “Snyder’s got to go, hey hey, ho ho, water is a human right” and held up signs that read “Callous Rick made Flint sick.”

The fact that the population of Flint is 56.6% black conveniently fed the narrative that the water supply was purposely poisoned to kill off blacks.

Flint was under control of a state-appointed emergency manager when it switched using tap water from Detroit’s system to the nearby Flint River in April 2014 to save money.

But the city didn’t add treatments that could have reduced corrosion and removed contaminants from the water, thus leading the more corrosive Flint River water to leach lead from pipes.

Flint, which is about 60 miles northwest of Detroit, returned to using that city’s water in October after tests found elevated levels of lead in the water and in the blood of some children.

The claims that the government knew about the situation in Flint and did little to reverse it is partly true. Except it’s not the city government that sat on its thumbs. As noted last week in these pages:

The Environmental Protection Agency’s (EPA) top Midwest official knew about the Flint, Mich., drinking water crisis of 2015 months before telling the public, according to a Tuesday report by the The Detroit News.

Maybe the real racists are in the federal government, the head of which, after all, is half-white!

FORWARD THIS TO MICHAEL MOORE: Chris Kyle’s Iraqi Interpreter Destroys Liberal Blather Of ‘Racism & Cowardice’

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This is from Clash Daily.

Michael Whore Moore is a brain-dead oxygen thief and a has been wanting fifteen minutes more of fame.

Chris Kyle is the definition of a True American Hero.


MSNBC, Michael Moore and others have tried to disparage American Sniper, Chris Kyle, as a coward and a racist who went on killing sprees. Kyle’s Iraqi Muslim interpreter had this to say about Chris.  Who will you believe? I’m going with ‘Johnny Walker.’ Check it out.

When we had a sniper mission, he would watch the targets. Then, sometimes I would go take care of something and he was never afraid that I was returning with my M4 and grenades. And not just Kyle, all the SEALs I worked with.

Kyle said I trust Johnny Walker with my life. When I came to America, I got invited to Chris’s book signing in La Jolla.

When Chris saw me at the event he left everyone and just came up to me and hugged me. Because he hadn’t seen me since 2007 and thought I could have died and had no idea where I was. After he signed the book, he was going to speak. Ten seconds into his speech, he said I am not an American hero. Johnny Walker is the American hero and then he made me stand up.

Then, he said that I saved more SEALs’ lives than him. Pointing at me, and I am an Iraqi Muslim. So how is this racist?

Sometimes I would forget to bring an MRE to a sniper mission. Chris would share his MRE and he would talk about family. If he was racist towards Muslims why would he share intimate details of his life with a Muslim? I don’t see that in any way as racist. I think the ones calling Chris Kyle racist are racists.

If you’re going to call Chris Kyle racist, then call me a racist too. At times we were on the base, Kyle would laugh with the other Iraqi soldiers and joke with them. Again, why would a racist engage in that behavior?

The insurgents had a $50,000.00 bounty on my head. Every time Chris Kyle killed an insurgent he saved my family, and the innocent Iraqi families too. Why would a racist man protect me and innocent Iraqi families?

People should be respecting and honoring him. It hurts Taya, his brother, his dad, his children, his whole family and everyone in the SEAL community when people say such things about a man like Kyle. He treated me, an Iraqi Muslim, like a brother. So everyone needs to give him the respect that he fully deserves, and finally let the man rest in peace.”

Also, watch this interview of ‘Johnny Walker’ who called Chris Kyle a hero.

Piers Morgan Slams Michael Moore, Calls Chris Kyle ‘Hero’

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This is from The Daily Caller.

Can this be the same Piers Morgan that spews such venom against American Gun Owners?


Of all the people you’d expect to take the side of Chris Kyle over Michael Moore, Piers Morgan probably ranks near the bottom.

But the former CNN host and anti-Second Amendment zealot surprised a lot of people by praising the late Navy SEAL by saying, unequivocally, “He is a hero.”

Writing in the UK Daily Mail, Morgan slammed Moore’s comment calling Kyle and all military snipers as “cowards.”

Morgan wrote:

Chris Kyle, American Sniper, was NOT a coward.

He repeatedly risked his life serving his country in some of the most dangerous terrain on earth. And by doing his job so well, better than anyone in his country’s history, he saved many American lives.

We should reserve our ire for the politicians who ordered him into the war in the first place.

THEY, if you opposed the Iraq War, are the real villains.

HE is a hero. A flawed hero, perhaps, but still a hero.

20 Things Liberalism Is…

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This is from Town Hall.


Liberalism is…

1) ….idiots who think the police can keep us safe from criminals without ever accidentally hurting thugs who are resisting them and think the CIA can get information out of terrorists by giving them lattes, fluffing their pillows, and hugging them until they give in.

2) ….encouraging sexually deviant behavior at every turn, teaching young children about fisting and graphic gay sex, laughing at people who encourage modesty, and then demanding that college kids give formal consent before they kiss each other.

3) …a bunch of morons “occupying” a public park for months or blocking traffic who can’t explain why they’re doing it beyond talking about “peace,” “justice,” “fairness” or some other broad term that everyone who disagrees with them believes in as well.

4) ….butch, unveiled lesbians marching down the street with signs supporting Palestine, despite the fact they’d hang from lamp posts in 5 minutes if they actually lived there.

5) ….an extremely wealthy Democrat President who lives a more opulent lifestyle than the Queen of England when he’s not golfing with rich celebrities and attending $30,000 a plate fundraisers lecturing everyone about how his opponents are the party of the rich.

6) ….screaming that people who work hard, play by the rules and pay taxes are heartless and greedy because they’re not giving enough of their money away to support those who feel entitled to have others pay their way through life.

7) ….guys like Michael Moore and Noam Chomsky getting filthy rich in a capitalist country by selling really dumb people on how awful capitalism and rich people are for the country.

8) ….people who can’t deliver the most basic scientific explanation of global warming or give a good answer to any tough scientific questions about it accusing other people of being “anti-science” for not agreeing with them on the subject.

9) ….a celebrity or politician with a half dozen armed security guards ensuring that nothing happens to him or his mansion demanding that guns be banned.

10) …liberal “feminists” who claim to represent all women turning out to typically be the bitterest, most hyper-sensitive and least feminine women you’ll ever meet.

11) ….fighting to keep teachers and armed guards designed to protect the student body out of schools while also fighting to keep every Commie, terrorist, and moral degenerate you can imagine in the classroom teaching kids.

12) ….judging whether a comment is “racist” based mostly on liberal ideology, party affiliation and how chummy the person in question is with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton.

13) ….lecturing other people on doing things “for the children” while you advocate spending so much money today that “the children” will never have Social Security, Medicare or even the same level of prosperity we’re now experiencing.

14) ….imbeciles lecturing everyone else on right and wrong when they’re incapable of seeing a difference between cops and criminals, America and Isis, and Christians and Satanists.

15) ….people who demand that we treat men as guilty until proven innocent in rape and sexual harassment cases while they just shrug off all the accusations against Bill Clinton.

16) ….Democrat politicians who talk incessantly about how other people don’t care about the poor while they do nothing about crime in poor neighborhoods, fight to keep poor Americans from having the choice to move their kids to better schools, and bring in illegal aliens to take their jobs.

17) ….howling about “tolerance” while you accuse everyone who disagrees with you of being a racist, try to put Christian bakers out of business for refusing to make cakes for gay weddings and urge newspapers and colleges to stop anyone you disagree with from being heard.

18) …. eating pork chops while writing hate-filled messages to people who put pictures of themselves hunting feral hogs up on the Internet.

19) ….slamming America as racist, sexist, homophobic, backwards, horrible and morally inferior to most of the rest of the world at every opportunity, but refusing to ever move to another country under any circumstances.

20) ….a PBS-watching, Starbucks-drinking hippy who works on his Apple, reads a book about Che Guevara on his Kindle, has dinner at Applebee’s, then drives the Prius his parents bought for him to a protest where he can complain about how awful capitalism is and how much he hates corporations.×9&widgetId=2&trackingGroup=69017

7 Filthy Rich Liberals Railing Against ‘The Rich’ In Quotes


This is from Town Hall. 

I will say this about the  article is Pot meet kettle. 



ne of the biggest myths in politics is that Republicans are the “party of the rich.”

If only….then the rich might be voting for us and pouring massive money into the Republican Party.

But, but, butKOCH BROTHERS! Yes, the evil, terrible, awful Koch Brothers who live in Harry Reid’s head for free and eat the dreams of Occupy protesters. In actuality, those guys are only the 59th biggest donors in American politics. Just the six biggest union donors in American politics combined give 15 times more money than the Koch brothers have – and, of course, that money went almost exclusively to Democrats.

The rich vote Democrat as well. Eight of the ten richest congressional districts in America are represented by Democrats. Eight of the ten richest counties in America also voted for Obama.


Crony socialism.

Democrats talk about “change,” but they’re the party of stagnation. Their welfare policies keep the poor mired in poverty, crush the middle class and keep them from becoming wealthy, while doing little to impact the richest Americans. If you’re Warren Buffet or George Soros, Democrat policies don’t hurt you, but they do hamstring the next generation of entrepreneurs and keep them from ever competing with you. In other words, it’s a win/win for rich liberals.

So, how does the party of George Soros co-exist with the Occupy Movement?


Democrats go to $32,000 a plate fund raisers where they plan out their legislative agenda with plutocrats over caviar and truffles and then they turn around and denounce “the rich.” The rich Democrats line their pockets, their Republican-voting middle class competitors get blocked off from the high life, and the Occupy Crowd is content because it heard what it wants to hear. Liberal celebrities who’ve earned more acting than they could spend in ten lifetimes trash Republicans as the “party of the rich” and then vote for the party that carves out special tax benefits for them. It’s all a huge con game.

Meanwhile, Republicans get cast as the “party of the wealthy” because we believe in the free market, think low taxes produce a strong economy and because we agreed with Ronald Reagan when he said, “We’re the party that wants to see an America in which people can still get rich.”

You don’t think it’s true? You don’t think the liberals are engaged in a huge scam designed to pull the wool over the eyes of gullible socialists and low information voters who don’t know any better? Well then, maybe you’ll change your mind after seeing all these quotes from filthy rich liberals railing against “the rich.”


1) “I first would allow the guilty bankers to pay… back anything over 100 million in personal wealth because I believe in a maximum wage of 100 million dollars and if they’re unable to live on that amount then they should go to the reeducation camps, and if that doesn’t help, then be beheaded.” — Roseanne Barr. Net Worth: 80 Million.


2) “This book is about how Washington is rigged to work for those who can hire armies of lobbyists and lawyers and make sure that everything that they want gets done in Washington. The game is rigged to work for those who already have money and power.” — Elizabeth Warren. Net Worth: 14.5 million.


3) “If you’ve got a business, you didn’t build that. Somebody else made that happen. The Internet didn’t get invented on its own. Government research created the Internet so that all the companies could make money off the Internet.” — Barack Obama. Net Worth: 11.8 million


4) “These billionaire oil tycoons (the Koch brothers) are certainly experts at contributing to climate change. That’s what they do very well. They are one of the main causes of this.” — Harry Reid from the senate floor. Net worth: 5 million


5) “What more do they want? They have a number of homes, the bigger the yacht, da da da da da, the taller the mast, the whole thing. They have museum quality art. They want immortality. (laughter) They want so much money that their names are all, for prestige they could never get any other way, they could buy with endless money. Because what else could you possibly want?” — Nancy Pelosi. Net worth: 26.43 million


6) “How in the world do you, Mitt Romney, justify making more in one day than the median American family makes in a year while paying the effective tax rate of the guy who has to scan your shoes in the airport?” —Jon Stewart. Net worth: 80 million.


7) “It’s time to make the rich pay. Tax them! How much? Not enough! How much? Still not enough! They are thieves. They are gangsters. They are kleptomaniacs. They have tried to take our democracy and turn it into an hypocrisy.” — Michael Moore. Net Worth: 50 Million.


Why Are They Trying So Hard To Demonize Gun Owners?


This is from The D.C.Clothesline.

The left knows that their sheeple get their news from ABC,NBC,CBS,CNN and PMSNBC.

These upstanding news talking heads are the guardians of the Truth.

At least this is how they portray themselves.

 The truth be told about them the Obama Media would make Nazi Propaganda Minister

Joseph Goebbels turn green with envy. 


There is an all-out effort to demonize gun owners in the United States today.  Those that own guns are repeatedly portrayed as being uneducated, mentally deficient racists in the mainstream media.  No evidence is ever produced to actually back up those claims.  Gun owners regularly make lists of “potential terrorists”in official government documents, and many government officials openly regard them as ultra-paranoid “conspiracy nuts” that are a serious threat to national security.  Of course the truth is that gun owners are actually among themost law-abiding and patriotic people in the entire nation, but that doesn’t really fit with the radical gun control agenda of the progressive elite.  In order to move their agenda forward, they must make gun owners look bad, and they will go to ridiculous extremes in order to achieve that goal.  And to a certain extent, it is working.  As you will see below, some large financial companies no longer want to conduct business with gun owners, and just the sight of a gun is enough to get people freaking out and calling the police in many communities in America today.

Never underestimate the power of propaganda.  Just think about it – pretty much the only time that advocates for gun owner organizations are invited to appear on the mainstream media is when the big news organizations think that they can make them look bad.  Other than a few token appearances by pro-gun advocates, most of the time it is a relentless flood of anti-gun messages on the mainstream news.

And often the anti-gun messages that Americans are being fed are absolutely absurd.  In fact, they would be absolutely hilarious if so many people were not taking them so seriously.

For example, Michael Moore actually believes that the reason why so many “white people” want to own guns is because they are “afraid of black people”…

“It’s because too many white people are afraid of black people. Period. The vast majority of the guns in the U.S. are sold to white people who live in the suburbs or the country. When we fantasize about being mugged or home invaded, what’s the image of the perpetrator in our heads? Is it the freckled-face kid from down the street – or is it someone who is, if not black, at least poor?”

And Chris Matthews is apparently convinced that most gun owners are virulent racists that hate Barack Obama just because he has dark skin…

I have to tell you this. I see a far bigger fight than over background checksand gun shows. It’s culture war. They don’t accept an African-American president or president of color who has some antecedence in Africa. No. It has to be us or him. And our guns or him. And everything is totemic; everything is iconic; everything’s fighting words.

It is easy to laugh at such bizarre comments, but millions of people actually take these jokers seriously, and they are having an impact.

Just recently, the owner of one of the largest gun stores in America, Hyatt Gun Shop, was informed by his credit card processor ( that he had violated their service agreement and they no longer wanted his business.

So what did Hyatt Gun Shop do wrong?

Well, they sold guns.

Yes, I know that this sounds crazy, but this is actually happening.  The following is the text of the actual email that Larry Hyatt received

Dear Hyatt Gun Shop Inc,

Authorize.Net LLC (“Authorize.Net”) has determined that the nature of your business constitutes a violation of Section 2.xiv of the Authorize.Net Acceptable Use Guidelines and Sections 3.3 and 11.3 of the Authorize.NetService Agreement (the “Agreement”).

These sections include, but are not limited to, the sale of firearms or any similar product.

Accordingly, pursuant to Section 4 of the Acceptable Use Guidelines, your ability to access and use the Authorize.Net Services will be terminated on September 30, 2013.

And in case you are tempted to think that this is not a big deal, it should also be noted that is a fully-owned subsidiary of Visa USA.

Are big financial companies such as Visa going to start simply refusing to do business with anyone that sells guns?

If you believe that this could never happen, just check out what the owner of American Spirit Arms said about his dealings with Bank of America on Facebook

My name is Joe Sirochman owner of American Spirit Arms and I wanted to share my recent experience with Bank of America (which we have been doing business with for over 10 years)…. Everyone is familiar with the latest increase in guns sales, dealers selling out of inventory,Manufacturers back logged for months, large revenue all generated in the last two weeks …. American Spirit Arms is no exception to the overwhelming demand. What we have experienced is that our web site orders have jumped 500% causing our web site E commerce processing larger Deposits to BANK OF AMERICA ..Well, this through up a huge RED Flag with Bank of America . So they decided to hold the deposits for further review, meaning that the orders/payments that were coming in through the web, (being paid by the customer and that were shipped out by American Spirit Arms), the BANK was keeping (UNDER REVIEW ) you could imagine this made me furious…After countless hours on the phonewith BANK OF AMERICA I finally got a Manager in the right department that told me the reason that the deposits were on hold for FURTHER REVIEW …HER EXACT WORDS WERE ….. “WE BELIEVE YOU SHOULD NOT BE SELLING GUNS and PARTS ON THE INTERNET”

But of course it is not just financial companies that are demonizing gun owners.

Some more examples of this phenomenon were cited in a commentary authored by Dr. Michael S. Brown

In San Clemente, California, a school groundskeeper who had won a large sexual harassment settlement from the local school district was the target of a dramatic SWAT team raid on his residence. He was held on one million dollars bail for the heinous crime of possessing allegedly stolen rakes and buckets. Someone, perhaps seeking revenge, tipped off the police that the man had a large gun collection.

News reports contained no mention of the man making threats or plotting violence; he simply owned guns. A school district administrator was quoted as saying, “I’m personally horrified that someone who has daily contact in the vicinity of children and teachers owned the arsenal he apparently had.” Other officials crowed that they had prevented another Columbine. It is unlikely that the man will receive justice in a culture that vilifies gun owning citizens in this manner.

At a large university in Seattle, a white collar employee with an excellent work record was involved in a minor dispute over computer access. When he was called into the administrator’s office to discuss it, two campus police officers were present. “We know you have a concealed weapons permit. Are you armed?” He was not, but the damage to his reputation had already been done. Apparently, a coworker who was competing with the man for a position had tipped off the administration that he was a gun owner.

We are rapidly getting to the point where being a gun owner in America will automatically make you an outcast.

And progressive strategists don’t plan on letting up.  In fact, it was recently revealed that they have drafted an 80 page “how-to manual” that actually encourages gun control advocates to emotionally exploit major shooting incidents to advance the cause of gun control…

Democratic strategists have drafted a how-to manual on manipulating the public’s emotions toward gun control in the aftermath of a major shooting.

“A high-profile gun-violence incident temporarily draws more people into the conversation about gun violence,” asserts the guide. “We should rely on emotionally powerful language, feelings and images to bring home the terrible impact of gun violence.”

The 80-page document titled “Preventing Gun Violence Through Effective Messaging,” also urges gun-control advocates use images of frightening-looking guns and shooting scenes to make their point.

“The most powerful time to communicate is when concern and emotions are running at their peak,” the guide insists. “The debate over gun violence in America is periodically punctuated by high-profile gun violence incidents including Columbine, Virginia Tech, Tucson, the Trayvon Martin killing, Aurora and Oak Creek. When an incident such as these attracts sustained media attention, it creates a unique climate for our communications efforts.”

If you would like to read the entire manual, you can find it right here.

And of course Barack Obama continues to issue more executive orders about guns almost every time a major shooting incident makes the news.

But with conservatives in charge of the U.S. House of Representatives, he knows that there is a limit on what he will be able to do for now.

So the Obama administration has been busy pushing the new international treaty on arms regulation that it hopes will advance the cause of gun control.  Fortunately, many gun owner organizations are deeply concerned about this and they are sounding the alarm.  The following is from a recent Fox News article about this new treaty…

But the treaty also advocates keeping data of arms purchases, which the NRA and other groups say could be used as an international log to keep tabs on gun owners.

The record-keeping section in the Arms Trade Treaty (ATT) encourages members to “maintain records of conventional arms covered under Article 2,” which include battle tanks, armored combat vehicles, large-caliber artillery systems, warships and small arms and light weapons.

Further, those records should be kept for a minimum of 10 years, the treaty states — which NRA leader Wayne LaPierre has referred to as “nothing more than gun registration by a different name.”

Because the treaty’s language is so broad, LaPierre has said that “manufacturers of civilian shotguns would have to comply with the same regulatory process as a manufacturer of military attack helicopters.”

One thing is for sure – the attacks from the progressives on gun owners are not going to stop.

It does not matter to them that a study that was recently published in the Harvard Journal of Law & Public Policy discovered that nations that have more guns tend to have less crime.

It does not matter to them that approximately 200,000 women in the United States use guns to protect themselves against sexual crime every single year.

Apparently what those women are supposed to do is be sexually assaulted first and then call the police for help.

That sounds absolutely insane, but that is the world that the progressives want us to live in.

Let us hope that they do not win.



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This came in an email.


The person who wrote this is a college (law) student. Perhaps there is hope for us after all.




Dear American
liberals, leftists, social progressives,
socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et
al: We have stuck together
since the late 1950’s for the sake of the kids, but the
whole of this latest election process has made
me realize that I want a divorce. I know we
tolerated each other for many years for the sake
of future generations, but sadly, this
relationship has clearly run its

Our two ideological sides of
America cannot and will not ever agree on what
is right for us all, so let’s just end it on
friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to
irreconcilable differences and go our own

Here is a our separation agreement:

–Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each
taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

–We don’t like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.

–You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
–Since you hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the
NRA and the military.

–We’ll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel.

–You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O’Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.

–We’ll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.

–You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps,
homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens.

–We’ll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO’s and rednecks.

–We’ll keep Bill O’Reilly, and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .

–You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we’ll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.

–You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we’ll help provide them security.

–We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

–You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.

–We’ll keep the SUV’s, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can
take every Volt and Leaf you can find.

–You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.

–We’ll keep “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” and “The National anthem.”

–I’m sure you’ll be happy to substitute “Imagine”, “I’d Like to Teach the
World to Sing”, “Kum Ba Ya” or “We Are the World”.

–We’ll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.

–Since it often so offends you, we’ll keep our history, our name and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I’ll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.


J. Wall

Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin & Charlie Sheen,
Barbara Streisand, & ( Hanoi ) Jane Fonda with you.

P.S.S. And you won’t have to press 1 for English when you call our country.


TRAGEDY: Groundhog Day’s “Punxsutawney Phil” Sees Four More Years of Obama, Shoots Himself!

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This is from Clash Daily.

Sadly Punxsutawney Phil  is one more victim of Barack Obama.

Phil also saw the devastation of our economy by out of control spending.

Phil saw business and insurance companies destroyed by Obamacare.

Phil ended his life before Obamacare could send his fat little body before a death panel.

The following is satire


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(PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA) —Less than a week after declaring he did not see his shadow but did see four more years of an Obama in office, Punxsutawney Phil, the famed weather-forecasting groundhog of Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania, has been found dead in the town’s square.  Adding to the shock and tragedy of Punxsutawney Phil’s death is its apparent cause:suicide, and the reason behind it.

Authorities say the prognosticating rodent took his own life over night, just hours after predicting an early spring last Saturday morning along with four more years of Obama in the White House.  Said a sobbing Punxsutawney Police Chief Thomas N. Fedigan Jr. to reporters, Sunday, “It appears Phil, our beloved groundhog, took his own life by a single gunshot to his temple.  A nine-millimeter handgun was found next to him …There are no signs of foul play.  A suicide note has also been found scratched into a wooden light pole near Phil.”

Clawed into the light post next to Phil’s frozen corpse were Phil’s last poetic and cryptic writs: “A thousand more years of winter to Obama’s mere four.  I saw what I saw yesterday, thus can carry on no more!”

“This is a truly sad day,” Chief Fedigan said, “not only for Punxsutawney, but lovers of Groundhog Day everywhere, for the whole nation.”

Last Saturday’s Groundhog Day was the first time Phil had been out of his burrow since the November 6th election, thus learning of a second Obama term for the first time.  And apparently, according to the deceased marmot, seeing four more years of Obama in office was enough to send the long assumed apolitical hermit over the edge.  Although Phil still remained composed and conducted his duties as usual throughout the 127-year-old ceremony Saturday, seeing an early Spring, he never let on to the turmoil brewing within him after also seeing a President Obama in year 2017.

Stunned Punxsutawney residents stood around the crime scene as Phil’s furry body was scooped up with a shovel and taken to the county coroner for an autopsy, although his cause of death is palpable.  Many cried and hugged each other, completely in shock, while others wiped tears reservedly, simply saying they were surprised at the famous hog’s drastic actions.  “I knew Phil wasn’t an Obama fan,” said Ron Plaucha, this year’s presenter and handler of Punxsutawney Phil, “but I didn’t think he would be this upset over (Obama’s) reelection.  Oh, dear Lord!  No!”

State and local investigators have been searching Phil’s reclusive burrow in Punxsutawney’s Gobbler’s Knob since his stiff 8-pound body was discovered around 6:30 Sunday morning.  Authorities have made no official statements on what they have uncovered in Phil’s den, but sources close to the investigation report the wall’s of the famous woodchuck’s lair to be covered in dreary articles about America’s foreign policies, economy and society since 2009.  Another and much more lengthy suicide note was reportedly found next to an empty bottle of Jim Beam and Xanax, to which the buck-toothed rodent was rumored to be addicted.

An anonymous source within Punxsutawney’s formidable 11-member police force told Duh Progressive Sunday, “We can’t say much detail, but there is another (suicide) note.   (Phil) talks a lot about America’s stagnant economy … mentions 50-million people on food stamps, massive layoffs, unsustainable spending … ‘takers’ versus ‘makers’ … cheapest cost of Obamacare being $20,000 per family … giving weapons to radical Muslim regimes … a ‘President Barack O-Boo-Boo’ — referencing TLC’s “Honey Boo-Boo” — … a whole nation turning into some morbid ‘techno-driven pop collectivist cult’  … Yep, seems Phil wrote a lot of depressing stuff before offing himself.”

End of Groundhog Day Spawns Day of Irony

As America is now left grappling with Phil’s politically inspired suicide, some longtime opponents of the buck-toothed-dwelling groundhog are actually applauding his demise.  Said documentary film maker and political activist Michael Moore to reporters Sunday, “Punxsutawney ‘the punk’ Phil never mentioned global warming or racism or capitalist greed or the war on women in his predictions.  Not once — once! —  in his hundred-year existence did Phil mention the plight of Native Americans, or gays, or minorities.  I’m glad he’s dead!”

MSNBC’s Sunday news anchor, Alex Witt, also lauded Punxsutawney Phil’s suicide, stating: “If anyone …particularly some giant gerbil whose only talent was predicting six weeks of weather is really that insecure to kill itself over who the president is, then he probably should.”

Added Witt, “Perhaps fellow Obama-haters should follow Punkawhoever Phil’s lead.  Really, do us all a favor and end yourselves.”

Back in Punxsutawney, however, Moore and Witt’s comforting words are lost on a town not only devastated by the loss of their famous furry soothsayer, but also their only source of notoriety, thus tourism, thus income.

Mayor Jim “Snake” Wehrle (yes, we know: what the mayor of a town like Punxsutawney is doing with the nickname “Snake” is just as baffling to us, too), told the AP that due to Phil’s death, Punxsutawney could lose nearly half its jobs, ironically adding another possible 3,000 people to the skyrocketing welfare rolls Phil allegedly raged about in his secluded den of despair.

“But (Obama) isn’t the only person Phil said he was upset about seeing for four more years of,” claimed the anonymous source from Punxsutawney’s police department to Duh Progressive, glancing about nervously.  “It seems Phil also wrote: ‘Unfortunately I also cannot see Michael Moore not blowing his brains out within the next four years, either.  All the more reason I should now.  I’m sorry, cursed humanity!  Goodbye and good riddance.’ … Creepy, huh?”
UPDATE: The Associated Press has reported that as of 1:32 P.M. Punxsutawney Mayor Jim “Snake” Wehrle committed suicide after learning filmmaker Michael Moore was indeed still alive.

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Michael Moore: ‘Calm Down, White People, and Put Away Your Guns’

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This is from CNSNews.

Hey Micheal your morbid obesity is more a danger than guns.

Micheal how many armed bodyguards do you have?

Yes Micheal white men founded and built this nation.

Look at the crime statics about black on white crimes.

This is why we need to own guns.


( – Documentary-maker and liberal activist Michael Moore said the reason for mass shootings in the United States is largely due to fear and racism, and on Christmas Eve he pleaded,  “calm down, white people, and put away your guns.”

In a blog post entitled “Celebrating the Prince of Peace in the Land of Guns,” while still calling for stricter gun-control laws, Moore said such laws will not stop mass killings because of “who we are” as a nation.

“We are a country whose leaders officially sanction and carry out acts of violence as a means to often an immoral end,” Moore said. “We invade countries who didn’t attack us. We’re currently using drones in a half-dozen countries, often killing civilians.”

“This probably shouldn’t come as a surprise to us as we are a nation founded on genocide and built on the backs of slaves,” said Moore, a multi-millionaire filmmaker with an estimated worth of $50 million.

Three things, according to Moore, make America unique in its violence: poverty, “fear/racism,” and the “me society.”

“We’re an awfully fearful country considering that, unlike most nations, we’ve never been invaded,” he said.  “Why on earth would we need 300 million guns in our homes?”

“I get why the Russians might be a little spooked (over 20 million of them died in World War II). But what’s our excuse?” Moore said.  “Worried that the Indians from the casino may go on the warpath? Concerned that the Canadians seem to be amassing too many Tim Horton’s donut shops on both sides of the border?”

“No. It’s because too many white people are afraid of black people,” he said. “Period.”

Moore continued:  “The vast majority of the guns in the U.S. are sold to white people who live in the suburbs or the country. When we fantasize about being mugged or home invaded, what’s the image of the perpetrator in our heads? Is it the freckled-face kid from down the street – or is it someone who is, if not black, at least poor?”

“I think it would be worth it to a) do our best to eradicate poverty and re-create the middle class we used to have, and b) stop promoting the image of the black man as the boogeyman out to hurt you,” he said.

“Calm down, white people, and put away your guns,” said Moore.

Gun control has become a dominant news story since the shooting at an elementary school in Newtown, Conn., on Dec. 14. President Barack Obama and Democrats have since called for stricter laws.  House Democrats have proposed a bill that would ban high-capacity gun clips of 10 rounds or more.

In his blog, Moore said that Connecticut’s tough gun laws “did nothing to prevent” Adam Lanza from killing 20 children and 6 others at the Sandy Hook Elementary School.

Tough gun laws “won’t really bring about an end to these mass slayings and it will not address the core problem we have,” Moore said.  “Connecticut had one of the strongest gun laws in the country. That did nothing to prevent the murders of 20 small children on December 14th.”

He said a “dirty little fact” liberals do not want to discuss is that the “killer only ceased his slaughter when he saw that cops were swarming onto the school grounds – i.e, the men with the guns.”

“When he saw the guns a-coming, he stopped the bloodshed and killed himself,” Moore said of Lanza.  “Guns on police officers prevented another 20 or 40 or 100 deaths from happening.”

“Guns sometimes work,” he said.

Despite those views, Moore supports stricter gun-control laws in the wake of the massacre, including a ban on “automatic AND semiautomatic weapons” and magazine clips that hold more than seven rounds.

“These gun massacres aren’t going to end any time soon,” he said.

“I’m sorry to say this,” he said.  “But deep down we both know it’s true. That doesn’t mean we shouldn’t keep pushing forward – after all, the momentum is on our side.”

“We need a ban on automatic AND semiautomatic weapons and magazine clips that hold more than 7 bullets,” Moore added.  “We need better background checks and more mental health services. We need to regulate the ammo, too.”

In Connecticut, residents must apply for a local permit to buy a gun, have their fingerprints taken,  and submit to a state and federal background check with a 14-day waiting period.  A gun safety course is required to buy a handgun. The state is also one of seven that has an assault weapons ban.

Gun sales have soared since the massacre, including in Connecticut whereretailers are selling three times more guns than a year ago.



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