The Most Offensive Speech Ever

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This is from Clash Daily.

This is offered without comment.


There’s nothing more frightening to a liberal college administrator than the gospel message. And I mean that literally. Twice, and only twice, since I’ve been a professor at UNC-We’re Afraid of Jesus, hereafter UNCW, I’ve been warned that there is about to be an exceedingly offensive message broadcast on campus.

On both of those occasions, the message was the Gospel. Here’s the latest warning, which was sent out on September 4th to everyone in the university community: “I wanted to make you aware of a freedom of expression permit that has been approved for this Thursday.

Christopher Jude Crowley from ‘Dead 2 Sin Ministries’ will be on campus Thursday, September 5th between 12:00p-4:00p in the Commons Amphitheater. He is not sponsored by a student organization, but he will have a permit from the Office of the Dean of Students.

His topic is ‘to preach the Gospel of Jesus Christ.’ Per our procedures, notice(s) will be placed at appropriate locations stating who the speaker/group will be and the duration of time they will be in the location.

This will allow for people to reroute their day if they prefer not to hear a speaker they may find offensive or to avoid the area due to congestion.” This is a grand idea, isn’t it? College is the last place where we would want students to encounter an idea that might be offensive.

It would also be insane to assume that they are adults possessed of the ability to take matters into their own hands and divert themselves away from messages they might find to be disagreeable. So I support these “notices at appropriate locations” just like I support these mass emails warning in advance of these potentially offensive situations.

I just wish the university would have posted some signs and sent some emails before I encountered some of the following examples of potentially offensive speech, here at UNC-We’re a Bunch of Sanctimonious Liberal Hypocrites, hereafter UNCW: –

Niggas and Bitches for Obama. In 2008, the Obama people set up a booth to urge people to make Obama our first half-white president. The guys at the booth were playing a lot of rap music laced with the b-word and the n-word. The problem is that there were no notices posted or emails sent. So lots of jiggers and botches were getting needlessly offended. We probably need to do something about that in the future. Jigger please! –

The Hate Rock. A few years ago, one of our diversity initiatives involved writing racist words on a giant rock and then spray-painting over them as a symbol of eradicating hate. I think there should have been an email sent out on this one but not because they were spray painting the n-word and then covering it. I think there should have been an email sent warning people about the offensive waste of tax dollars. I mean, it was just so damned stupid.

What’s next? Should we pay one janitor to drop trash around the campus and pay a second janitor to follow him around picking it up? – Greetings Vagina Lovers! We all know that the women who participate in The Vagina Monologues act like sex-crazed frat boys. They get up on stage during the profane play and perform a skit called “Reclaiming C*nt.” It’s a word so dirty, I c*nt even use it on Clash Daily without using an asterisks.

These women say the word over and over in this skit based on the theory that repeating the insulting word will reduce its stigma and, therefore, its power to control women. It’s painful to listen to this repetitious profanity.

It’s a death by a thousand cu*ts! Fortunately, if you’re offended by the word, you can avoid hearing it by boycotting (or to avoid being sexist, girl-cotting) The Vagina Monologues. That way, you can also avoid seeing the feminists licking their candied vaginas, which they call p*ssy pops.

Yea, that’s right. The feminists actually sell vagina-shaped candy at university sponsored events. Now, again, all of this potentially offensive vagina speech would be avoidable except that the university sends out a mass email telling people about the event every year. The email always begins with the line “greetings vagina lovers.”

So much for giving people advanced warning and helping them avoid offensive speech. – Naked chicks everywhere! Remember the Century Project I previously wrote about in one of my columns? If not, don’t worry. It’s easy to explain. It’s a collection of pictures of 100 naked women, the youngest being one and oldest being 100. Most of the pictures are tame.

Others are more provocative and controversial. For example, one picture shows the fully developed breasts and pubic hair of one under-aged teen. Our Women’s Center once decided to post the pictures in the university library. When I wrote about this previously, I emphasized their bad judgment in posting the pictures in the lobby right in front of some public access computers some pedophiles had previously been caught using to download child pornography. What I did not write about previously was the fact that there was no mass email sent to the entire university community warning them that there would be pictures of naked women “they may find offensive” or to avoid the library area “due to congestion” caused by pedophiles who may be lurking to see pictures of the naked children without risk of prosecution.

(Author’s note: When a professor downloads pictures of naked children, it’s not called pedophilia. It’s called academic freedom). So let’s stop for a minute and put all of this information into perspective. To do so, I suggest we play a game they’ve played for decades on the children’s program, Sesame Street. It’s called “which one of these is not like the others.”

Here goes: 1. Niggas and Bitches. Well, this is clearly inoffensive speech, which is fine, especially when broadcast by Obama liberals.

2. C*nts and P*ssies. This is also inoffensive speech, provided the person using these words is a feminists or, at the very least, a vagina lover.

3. Bushes and Boobies. Well, pubic hair and fully exposed breasts can get pretty tricky. But as long as a professor is promoting it, we’ll call it academic freedom. We’ll also call it inoffensive speech.

4. Jesus and the Gospel. Well, now we’ve gone too far. This one is clearly offensive speech. In fact, it’s so offensive that students need to be protected from it. The truth is that we’re going to need to kill a lot of trees to print flyers and post notices about this one.

I hope the tree-huggers aren’t needlessly offended. On our campus, the Gospel of Jesus is not like the others. The Word of the Lord just doesn’t belong.



News from the Education Front

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This is from Rush

Touchy Feely political Correctness is ruining our schools.

These are more reasons to home school.



RUSH: Hi. From NBC News: “A county in Maryland is putting limits on some of the trappings of elementary school…” I’m not making this up. A school district in Maryland has now banned hugs of children from grown-ups who are not their parents. An adult cannot hug a child in school if it’s not his or her child. Birthday party invitations have been banned because not everybody is invited to every birthday party. There will be no more bringing cupcakes to school for the whole class.

“Parents who visit the 17 elementary schools in St. Mary’s County are still allowed to hug their own children, just not other kids. Only parents registered as volunteers are allowed on the playground, and even then they can’t push other people’s kids on the swings.” Kids, in school, get on the swing, right? If you’re not a kid’s parent, you can’t push them and help them gain speed on the swing. You can’t touch ’em.

You know why?

‘Cause you touch their derriere in a lot of cases when you push them. Can’t do it. Now, who is it doing this? This not a bunch of conservatives getting in the way here and limiting people’s freedom, is it? This a bunch of liberals. This is a bunch of liberals putting limits on the fun people have. This is a bunch of liberals putting limits on the kind of comforting affection than adult can provide a child. No birthday party invites anymore in 17 elementary schools, Saint Mary’s County, Maryland.

No more, because not everybody gets invited to every party. Nobody can send out birthday invitations. No more cupcakes brought to school. Even if you bring enough for the whole school, no more cupcakes. Sugar! Fattening! Obesity! No more bringing cupcakes for the whole class. That can lead to obesity and then lesbianism, apparently. I told you I sensed that school was jail back when I was in it, and once again proving what ahead of my times I was.

Anyway, this is not a bunch of conservatives doing this. This is not a bunch of conservatives putting limits on normal human action. It’s a bunch of libs doing this, folks. It’s not conservatives who want to deny all of this childhood fun and all of this childhood joy. It’s the liberals doing this. Here are “the new rules: It’s fine to send a homemade cupcake to school for your own child, but not for the rest of the class. District officials are concerned about food allergies and want parents to send only store-bought treats that have the ingredients listed.”

Processed food, exactly right!

Don’t bake your own cupcake for your own child. “As for party invitations, the district suggests that PTA groups develop phone and email lists for parents. ‘If there are 20 individuals in the class and someone brings in seven birthday invitations, it was creating an academic disruption,’ Kelly Hall, the district’s executive director of elementary schools said. ‘People were getting their feelings hurt.’ Not everyone is happy with the restrictions. One member of the school board, Cathy Allen, told NBC Washington that they’re horrible,” but she’s in the minority.

Most everybody else thinks this is hunky-dory. So I’ll run through this list again: Parents are only allowed to hug their own children when they visit school. Nobody else’s kids. Only parents registered with the school as volunteers are allowed on the playground, and even those registered volunteers cannot push other people’s kids on the swings. You can send a homemade cupcake to school for your own child, but not for the rest of the class, and district officials don’t want you to send a homemade cupcake because they’re concerned about food allergies.

So they want parents to send only “store-bought treats,” processed, that have all the ingredients on there — and no more birthday party invitations. You think that’s bad? Try this from the UK. This is from the Sun newspaper. Maybe you want to take this with a grain of salt, but I’m not doubting this, actually. The schools in the UK, certain schools are banning children making best friends. “Teachers are banning schoolkids from having best pals — so they don’t get upset by fall-outs.”

You cannot make a best friend in the UK school anymore because the friendship may not last, and when the friendship falls out, or when you break up with your good friend, the emotional pain may be such that you can’t deal with it. So to eliminate the potential pain of a busted friendship, students will not be allowed to make best friends “Educational psychologist Gaynor Sbuttoni said the policy has been used at schools in Kingston, South West London, and Surrey. She added: ‘I have noticed that teachers tell children they shouldn’t have a best friend and that everyone should play together,'” and that is working out very well.

It doesn’t matter where the left is.

This is how they screw up.


RUSH: I want to just go through this again.  The 17 schools, the elementary schools in Saint Mary’s County, Maryland.  No hugs of anybody’s kids but your own.  You have to be a registered volunteer to go out on the playground during recess, but even if you qualify, you are not allowed to touch the children, including helping them gain momentum on the swing set.

Cupcakes.  You have to bring store bought cupcakes and only one for your child.  You cannot bring cupcakes in for everybody.  There will be no more birthday party invitations.  The reason for that is not everybody gets invited, and so they’re trying to spare hurt feelings.  In the UK, a spreading phenomenon of schools banning children making best friends.  They want to protect the children from the emotional stress and pain of a friendship breaking up.  They want to reserve all of the emotional attachments for the school, for the state.  The student is supposed to have all emotional attachments to the school, to the teacher, to the government. No best friends, not being permitted.

Some might say it’s related; I don’t know.  Kevin Clash, the ex-Elmo puppeteer on Sesame Street and The Children’s Workshop, the Elmo puppeteer, Kevin Clash, who previously faced allegations of sex abuse, is once again at the center of another lawsuit.  The man behind the Sesame Street character Elmo is named in a sexual abuse lawsuit filed by Sheldon Stephens, who was the first individual to accuse Clash of abuse in 2012.  It’s not a conservative that is engaging in this predatory behavior.  This is a liberal, a good liberal.  Ex-Elmo puppeteer with yet another allegation.  This story is not widespread.  It’s a good thing Kevin Clash is not a religious person or a conservative, otherwise this story be all over the news, nonstop.  As such, it’s being hidden.

In more education news from a website called Campus Reform.  There’s an upcoming workshop at Brown University.  “A group of Brown University students appear to be preparing an on-campus workshop in which ‘queer’ participants will separate by race to work past their sexual attraction to Caucasians.  We ‘find ourselves falling always for the white queers… wishing we could have more agency in the process, be more intentional about who we desire and how,’ reads the official Facebook description of the event.”

How many of you have kids going to Brown University and do you know that this kind of stuff is going on?  “We are invested in generating a politics of sexuality that compels us to interrogate beauty as privilege and constructed by systems of white supremacy, ableism, capitalism, and heteronormativity.”  Heteronormativity.  “The workshop called ‘Protect me from what I want: a workshop on privilege, power, and desire’ is sponsored by an organization called the …”  Comprehensive Allyship Network, according to the Facebook event page.” What is the name of the organization?  I didn’t print the second page.  I only print one page of anything I look at ’cause I got too many pieces of paper anyway.

Anyway, it is Brown University helping queer minorities overcome their desire.  And it’s their usage of the word “queer.”  I’m just quoting them.  It’s an on-campus workshop in which queer participants separate by race to work past their sexual attraction to Caucasians.  There is a problem, in other words, in being attracted to Caucasians.  This is a workshop to help people deal with that.  Here’s the headline from the Brown University piece itself:  “Upcoming workshop at Brown Univ. set to help queer minorities overcome attraction to queer whites.” Brown University.  Ivy League.  Brown University.  Ivy League.

“What is Rush doing?”  I sit here every day, and we have to listen to all this cockamamie BS about how we conservatives are stifling and no fun and old-fashioned and fuddy-duddy and we’re denying people a good time and so forth.  I’m trying to sit here and illustrate, these are the people that have come to define freedom as peer hedonism, the pursuit of pure sybaritic delights, no boundaries, no limits on it whatsoever.  The country can’t survive that way.  Freedom defined that way is gonna lead to the total moral collapse of the society at some point.

So these are three little stories, and individually you laugh at ’em, no big deal. But the Maryland school thing, that’s absurd.  All of that’s ridiculous, totally absurd.  No best friends in the UK. It’s a bunch of liberals doing that.  So, once again, what we’re engaged in here, folks, is simply an attempt to inform and educate people about who liberals are, what they do, how they think, what the world would look like, what the country would look like if there were no checks and balances on these people.  In this country you can go to any city that has been run by elected liberal Democrats without any opposition for years and years and you can see the results.  They’re bulldozing these cities.  These cities are absolute disasters, precisely because there are no limits on anything.

Freedom is designed as whatever you want to do with other people’s money.  And there’s no limit on how much of other people’s money you are entitled to.  Now, Bernie Marcus, cofounder of the Home Depot, talking to fellow businesspeople, employees are blaming the employer for their paychecks being smaller in January when the payroll tax holiday ended.  So there was basically a federal government tax increase that most employees are blaming the employer for, which is not possible.  And we sit here and we just marvel at it.



Mitt Romney Can’t Roast Big Bird With PBS Cuts

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This is from ABC News.

Mitt is correct it is time for Bird bird and Elmo to pay for PBS.

PBS is making millions from the merchandising of Elmo and Big Bird

If Big Bird can not make it let him go extinct like the Dodo.


Twelve hours after the first presidential debate ended, #BigBird was still trending nationwide on Twitter, PBS was still breaking into the worldwide trends, and @BigBird has attracted more than 20,000 followers.

But while the online mania revolved largely around saving Big Bird from Romney’s proposal to cut public broadcasting funding, the facts show that Big Bird has little to ruffle his feathers about.

Romney’s proposal to zero-out federal spending for public broadcasting will have little to no effect on Sesame Street’s budget because the show receives “very, very little funding” from PBS, Sesame Street’s executive vice president Sherrie Westin told CNN last week. Westin said the majority of the show’s funding comes from corporate sponsorships, product sales and donations.

“Quite frankly, you can debate whether or not there should be funding of public broadcasting. But when they always try to tout out Big Bird, and say we’re going to kill Big Bird – that is actually misleading, because Sesame Street will be here,” Westin said. “Big Bird lives on.”

But while the eight million viewers who tune in to Sesame Street each week can rest assured they’ll continue getting their Daily Letter, fans of other PBS programs such as Frontline and Antiques Roadshow may not be so lucky.

About 15 percent of PBS’s budget comes from federal funds. But for many rural stations, that percentage is much higher.

“Stations in rural parts of the country, where their parts of the federal funding is 40, 50, 60 percent, those stations will go off the air,” PBS chief executive Paula Kerger told CNN this morning. “The reach of our work is so extensive and so deeply rooted in education … the fact that we are in this debate at all is just incomprehensible.”

In 2011 the federal government spent about $430 million to support the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, which then divided that money between PBS, NPR and various other stations and programs.

But with enormous pressure on politicians to cut government spending, those funds are on the chopping block, even though the funds for public broadcasting amounted to a mere .00012 percent of the federal budget in 2011. Romney often mentions PBS and NPR as examples of “subsidies” he will eliminate to reduce the deficit. The House Republican budget, championed by his running mate Paul Ryan, also calls for stripping federal funding for public broadcasting.

“I’m going to stop the subsidy to PBS,” Romney said at Tuesday night’s debate.

“I’m going to stop other things. I like PBS, I love Big Bird. Actually like you, too,” Romney continued, referencing debate moderator and host of PBS News Hour Jim Lehrer. “But I’m not going to — I’m not going to keep on spending money on things to borrow money from China to pay for.”

It was that comment that sparked an avalanche of jokes, memes, tweets, .gifs, blogs and searches on social media. At a rally in Denver on Thursday morning President Obama quipped about Romney’s Big Bird comment.

“Thank goodness someone is finally getting tough on Big Bird,” Obama said to laughter from the crowd. “We didn’t know that Big Bird was driving the federal deficit. That’s what we heard last night.”

Big Bird dominated conversation on Facebook, where it was the fourth most-mentioned term of the night behind “Romney,” “Obama” and “Debate,” according to data released by Facebook. 

On Twitter, “Big Bird” generated 17,000 tweets per minute, more than Mitt Romney’s speech accepting his nomination at the Republican National Convention or President Obama’s 2012 State of the Union address.

And on Google, the Sesame Street character was the fourth highest rising search term of the night, behind “Simpson Bowles,” a debt reduction plan mentioned by both candidates, “Dodd Frank,” the financial regulatory law that Romney vowed to repeal, and “Who is winning the debate.”

See a slideshow of some of the best Big Bird memes HERE. 

Big Bird responded to his newfound political stardom Thursday morning, tweeting, “My bed time is usually 7:45, but I was really tired yesterday & fell asleep at 7! Did I miss anything last night?”

According to a statement from Sesame Street, Big Bird is only six years old. The popular children’s show would not respond directly to Romney’s proposal to cut its public funding.

“We do not comment on campaigns, but we’re happy we can all agree that everyone likes Big Bird,” Sesame Street said in a statement.


Sesame Street Muppet Pitches Government Dependence: Free Food at School

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The article below is from CNSNews.

I have always said NPR is the left’s version of Joesph Goebbels.

NPR brainwashes and indoctrinates young skulls full of mush aka children.

It is time for Big Bird and Elmo to pay the way to Sesame Street.

It is time for taxpayer funding to stop for NPR. – A “food insecureMuppet is helping to promote a national “Food for Thought” campaign that teaches poor families to seek out nutritious food and to eat on the taxpayers’ tab.
At the National Press Club on Thursday, Lily the Muppet – who worries about her family not having enough money to feed her properly — pitched free food at school:
“Sometimes we can’t always afford to buy all the food that we need,” Lily said. “I mean, but we’ve been finding lots of ways that we can get help…Yeah, for example, at school I get a free breakfast and a lunch…part of the meal plan.
Lily’s message is being circulated through schools, hospitals and food assistance programs as part of Sesame Street’s “Food for Thought” multi-media campaign, which includes DVDs and a booklet listing “services that can assist your family” as well as “referrals to social service agencies.”
Organizers say they have produced a million of the kits.
At the National Press Club on Thursday, the Rev. Douglas Greenaway of the National WIC (Women, Infants and Children) Association lauded Sesame Street’s ‘Food For Thought’ campaign – even linking it to federal deficit-reduction.
“What ‘Food For Thought’ does is remind people that eating healthy now gives them a good health outcome in the long term. So the folks you’re looking at up here, the programs that they represent, what ‘Food For Thought’ does is really a deficit reduction strategy, and we hope policymakers will take notice of that,” Greenaway said.
Greenaway didn’t elaborate further on how this would work towards deficit reduction.
The Food for Thought Web site urges people to “feel good about food.”
“It is not easy to make healthy food choices when options are limited,” the Web site says. “But eating a healthy breakfast and snacking on fruits and vegetables are small changes you can make together as a family. Taking time to plan your meals before you shop and cook will help you stretch your dollar and serve healthy meals.”
Officials with Sesame Street say reaction to Lily and the Food for Thought program have been so strong they are looking to expand her message.
Sesame Workshop, the nonprofit educational organization behind the TV show, announced on Thursday that it plans to appoint a Poverty Advisory Board in 2012. The first meeting will be in Washington on Jan. 10.

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